Jack Bauer of All Sports wrote an NFL preview, and Dr. SportsFan summarized the 2008 season to get everyone ready for the ‘09 season.

Everyone does their own thing when the NFL starts.  Personally, I believe it’s better to just view things as they happen.  I’m a reactionist — I think I’ll copyright that term, actually.  Things happen.  I write about it.  Plain and simple.  I’m not Miss Cleo, so why would I try to predict what happens?  (With all do respect to “Jack”).

With NFL Kickoff 2009 over and done with, there are some things fans are thinking, but don’t have the medium to say so.  There’s also some stuff out there fans may not be thinking about at all, but should be concerned with.

So, here it is, my inaugural NFL column for Taking Back Sports.

1. Mark Sanchez looked pretty ready to me …

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t USC head coach Pete Carroll swear by his belief that Mark Sanchez wasn’t NFL-ready?  I’m curious.  Hey, Pete, are you eating that crow with Tapitio sauce, or is ketchup good enough for you?  The rookie went 18 for 31 with 272 yards, a touchdown and an interception.

Sanchez’s only “oh crap” moment came in the third quarter, when he violated the No. 1 rule of quarterbacking.  Sanchez dropped back to pass, got flushed out of the pocket and rolled to his right.  He then threw the ball across his body to the other sideline.  The pass was completed, but Rex Ryan needs to tell Sanchez to select his “beating switch.”  YOU CAN’T DO THAT, MARK!  You got away with this time, but NEVER try that again because what you did is the EXCEPTION to the rule.

Aside from that little hiccup, Sanchez played with poise similar to another rookie quarterback who had a good first game last year.  Thankfully, both of these rookie quarterbacks had tailbacks who backed them up.  Michael Turner had a 200 yard game for first-year QB Matt Ryan, and Sanchez enjoyed handing off to Thomas Jones, who had two TDs.

2. Matthew Stafford will have a long, long … LOOONG rookie season …

I can’t really call Stafford’s debut memorable: 16 of 37, 205 yards, three picks.  Thankfully, he can only get better — unless we have a Ryan Leaf 2.0 situation on our hands.  Stafford was drafted into an impossible situation.  The Lions were the first team in NFL history to go 0-16, and when Daunte Culpepper got hurt, the Lions had no choice but to throw Stafford to the wolves.

Of course, a few corollaries can be made: Troy Aikman’s first game wasn’t that great, and Peyton Manning’s first start wasn’t all that great.  Forget all that.  Forget it right, now.  Judge Stafford on his own.  Sadly, his next games come against Minnesota, Washington, Chicago, Pittsburgh and Green Bay.  Welcome to the league, kid.  Get used to handing off to Kevin Smith if you don’t want to die within the first six weeks.

At least the Lions are at home next week against the Vikings.  Stafford will have the first-game jitters out of his system, and the home crowd should help him out a little.  You’ll be fine, young fella.  Get your lumps in.  All the great ones had to.

3. The Chicago Bears are no longer a contender in the NFC …

Next on the agenda for QB criticisms — Jay Cutler.  You whined like a Skywalker to get out of Denver.  Then you proved yourself to be as much of a threat as Obi-Wan Kenobi in the final lightsaber battle in Episode IV.

As many a Star Wars character has said in the history of the franchise: “I have a bad feeling about this.”

I can’t remember a QB in recent years who brought more good feeling to a town than Jay Cutler.  Bears fans rejoiced because they finally had a signal-caller that was as popular as Sid Luckman.  (For the record, I think it’s amazing how Bears fans clamor for the days of a guy from the 1940s when Jim McMahon won a Super Bowl in ‘85.  They just forget he exists).

But I digress …

Cutler’s first game as a member of Da Bears: 17 for 36, 277 yards, four INT.  You can spread the blame equally between Cutler, the Packers defense and the inexperience of the wide outs in Chicago.  The last INT was an absolute back-breaker.  Green Bay just got the lead off a beautiful TD pass from Aaron Rodgers to Greg Jennings.  Cutler came onto the field and threw an interception right into the waiting dreadlocks of Al Harris.  Cutler deserves some blame for that, but rookie receiver Johnny Knox stopped his route, giving Harris the inside play on the ball.

The bigger concern for Bears fans might just be Brian Urlacher’s right wrist which happens to be dislocated.  Urlacher sustained the injury in the third quarter, and that will be the last time he suits up this year.  In the ‘04-’05 season, Urlacher was injured for seven games, which eventually led to a 5-11 season.  Hunter Hillenmeyer, Urlacher’s replacement, looked completely lost, so he can’t be inspiring too much confidence in Chi-town.

If Chicago has to win games with offense this year, they have the perfect quarterback to do so — if he has his mind right, that is.  Cutler succeeded last year with the corpse of an NFL defense in Denver, so he has experience with this kind of thing, but if New Orleans is putting up 45 a game all year, Bears fans won’t sniff any part of a Super Bowl berth.

4. Normalcy has returned to the NFC West …

One team in the NFC West won 28-0, and another lost 20-16.  One team’s quarterback went 25 for 36 for 279 yds and three TDs, and the other quarterback was 26 for 44 for 288 yds, two INTs and a fumble.

Because the winning team was Seattle, and the good QB stats belonged to Matt Hasselbeck — who may or may not remind you of a balding uncle — yesterday was the first step in returning the NFC West to normal.

The NFC West isn’t the only thing back to normal.  Kurt Warner regressed back to his 2002 form: happy feet and turnovers galore.  How uncomfortable did he look against the 49ers?  Warner made the same mistakes rookies make in this league: they look at the pressure coming to them instead of the way to alleviate pressure (much like my epic search for TUMS last night after a kickoff weekend full of hot wings and Cajun food).

The Cardinals needed their opening game to shut the critics and doubters of the world (like myself) and build some momentum.  Instead, they laid a thousand-year-old egg against a team they mopped the floor with last year.  They also needed this game because with games coming up against Jacksonville, Indianapolis and Houston, it doesn’t get any easier.

The Seahawks won with authority yesterday.  They had to.  They had to send a message to Arizona, and the message was loud and clear:

“Your bird may look a little frightening on your helmets, but ours looks MUCH more pissed off.”

I reserve full and final judgement on this case until Oct. 15 at Qwest Field.  If Seattle wins that game, they get in Arizona’s head, and I will proclaim Seattle the 2009 NFC West Champions.  Until then, I’ll just settle for a Week 1 “I told you so.”

5. Will Eli Manning be all right without Plaxico Burress?  I think not …

The Giants began year one of living after the “Big Bang” against the Redskins, and Eli Manning actually looked pretty good without Plaxico Burress.  Manning completed passes to seven different receivers and went 20 for 29 with 256 yards, one TD and an INT.

However …

Depending on how much time Hakeem Nicks will miss, the receiving corps becomes a HUGE question mark once again, and the Giants are stuck with the same problem.  I said it in last year’s playoffs, and I’ll repeat myself: When Kevin Boss is your biggest threat at wide receiver, fear isn’t exactly the emotion I’m feeling if I’m a member of the opposing secondary.  It’s more like uncontrollable laughter.

“HA HA HA HA!  Seriously, we have to treat Steve Smith, Mario Manningham and Dominik Hixon as serious receiving threats.  I just can’t do it.”  (Unconfirmed account of what was said in the locker room of the Dallas Cowboys, who the Giants play next week.)

Need more proof about Plaxico and his importance to Eli vs. the NFC East?  In four years against NFC East opponents, Burress’ totals look like this: 24 games, 98 catches for 1,433 yards and 12 TDs.

In time, Manning could learn to live without him. But for now, the Giants need to reload some of their arsenal.

6. You know what, Terrell Owens was the problem in Dallas …

Let’s face it.  It is scientific fact that Owens has been a headache for about as long as he’s been in the league.

Ask Jeff Garcia.

Ask Donovan McNabb.

Ask Tony Romo.

Ask Trent Edwards (next year).

Yesterday marked the first year of the T.O.-free Cowboys, and as painful as this is to say (me being an Eagles fan), the Cowboys looked pretty good. Romo threw for a career high of 353 yards and hit six different receivers.  Romo’s best friend and personal mediator in the T.O. business Jason Witten led the way with five catches for 71 yards.

If you watched Romo against Tampa Bay, you’ll notice he looked a lot more confident in his throws, and he had more smiles on his face than looks of frustration (or sadness, depending on the situation).

What should worry Cowboys fans is the continuing mediocrity of Roy Williams.  Williams still looks like a work in progress in this offense.  He had 86 receiving yards and a touchdown, but 66 yards (and the TD) came on one play.  If Williams has more games like this, it could still be an interesting year — in the way Cowboys fans have known and not so much loved the last few seasons.

7. Someone better tell the AFC that the Ravens have an offense …

If Joe Flacco is making the “Year 2 Jump,” then his 307 yards and three TDs could be a message to the rest of the AFC that Baltimore can beat you with its offense or its defense.  Everyone has been used to the idea of a stubborn Ravens D combined with a QB that doesn’t lose the game.  (The Trent Dilfer year was absolute validation of that theory).

The Ravens have also been known to have a running back or two.  Jamal Lewis, Willis McGahee and this year Ray Rice.  Nineteen carries and 108 yards is a good start.  What the Ravens did against the Chiefs was a first.  Offensively, they had never had a 300+ yard passer and a 100+ yard rusher in the same game.

Hard to believe, huh?

It worries me a little bit that Brodie Croyle threw for two touchdowns, and Philip Rivers is the next quarterback this defense will face.  However, I don’t believe most teams will be able to move the ball against Baltimore like the Chiefs did on Sunday.

The Ravens aren’t going to win the AFC North, but they’re gonna make interesting.  It’s a new aerial attack in Baltimore led by someone whose name isn’t Ed Reed.

8. Tom Brady just put the NFL on notice …

For those of you who took part in the Brady vs. Cassel argument, I simply state the following:

39 of 53, 378 yds, two TDs

You heard me.  He put up those numbers in his first regular-season game returning from major knee surgery.

Yeah … (Bill Lumbergh voice)

He reached career high in completions and led back to back scoring drives to win the game for New England.

Does anything else need be said here?

Anything?

Ok, we’re good.  Moving on.

9. There are more things that warrant discussion …

But there are just too many that I chalk up to first-week-back jitters.  For example, the questionable performance from everyone’s 2009 AFC Champions, the San Diego Chargers.  They looked pretty average against the Raiders, a team they destroy perennially.  Does Richard Seymour really make that big of a difference?

Other things I chalk up to first-week luck.  Memo to fans of the 49ers and Broncos: It is NOT 1990, and neither of your teams are going to the Super Bowl.  Fans of both of these teams should enjoy their highs now because between Denver’s whole new offense and San Francisco’s lack of offensive talent (aside from Frank Gore) mean they’re not going too far.

More thoughts in the coming weeks.  Consider this the free sample.  After this one, I charge you your patience in waiting seven days.

In short, life as a Buffalo Bills fan is bitter, bitter cold and unforgiving.

Bitter and unforgiving are certainly qualities that define Terrell Owens. So naturally, Owens signed with the Bills on Saturday. Sounds like a match made in heaven… ok, not exactly. It was certainly not one that many people envisioned when the troubled wide receiver was cut loose by the Dallas Cowboys — myself included.

Bills nation was also shocked. That’s where my fraternity brother, Dangerman, comes in.  One of my good friends from my fraternity in college, Dangerman is a diehard Bills fan, god bless him.  We even went to a Bills-Eagles game in ‘03, and partied the night before in Toronto (funny story for another time).  He got the news while at a friends’ house for the St. Patrick’s Day parade.  Here’s how he described the news to me:

2nd time in my life i’ve been to this one house party in Hoboken (NJ), that I was at for the St. Patty’s Day parade. Last year we got Marcus Stroud, this year TO. Crazy, I rememeber sitting on the couch last yr reading about stroud and this year it’s TO. Must be my lucky spot…

So that’s the premise behind today’s guest post from Dangerman. I hope you enjoy!

That’s My Receiver (*tear)

It wasn’t until the fifth person told me the Bills signed T.O. that I actually started believing it.

The Bills’ site was slow and I couldn’t find anything official on there. My friends knew I was drunk. I was definitely an easy target to play a practical joke. Finally, I began to get the sense they were serious. Then I saw a couple headings on Bills’ site alluding to the signing. Could this be true? If I was creating a list of where I thought T.O. would end up, the only teams I would have put behind Buffalo were Philly (obvious) and Cardinals (Fitz and Boldin). Even a return to Dallas would have been less shocking.

From the Bills’ perspective, this makes so much sense. First of all, it gives them instant credibility on offense. Their offensive weapons went from bottom five to top five extremely quickly. Teams could have a tough time stopping T.O., Evans, Reed, Lynch, and Fred Jackson (he’s better than you think). If the Bills’ offense fails this year, it’s because Edwards is not an NFL caliber QB and/or Turk Shonert is not ready to be an NFL Offensive Coordinator. There’s no excuse now. Ralph Wilson said we didn’t have enough talent. Now, there probably isn’t another team in the league with more talent at the offensive skill positions (although an NFL tight end would be awfully nice). If the offense can’t get the job done now, it’s coaching (which I think it is).

T.O. is volatile. He’s temperamental. But he’s a hell of a player and cares about winning. I think a lot of his temperament comes from being extremely competitive and that’s the type of person that I think we need to kick-start this club. Maybe we need someone to get in Edwards’ face when he’s checking down time after time. Lord knows Dick Jauron (a.k.a. the corpse) isn’t going to do it. T.O. also is always good his first year and knows this could be his last chance to get one more big payday before he retires.

The Bills’ fan base is not happy right now (pre-T.O.). They watched a great start fizzle into nothing last year (for the ninth straight time). Hall of Fame owner Ralph Wilson didn’t get rid of the fan-hated coaching staff, claiming the team needed more talent. Then fans, expected to renew their season tickets in a terrible economy, saw the Bills go out and sign a backup quarterback and a backup center (who is expected to start for Buffalo). Season tickets were down, suite sales were down, morale was down. Bringing in T.O., even if it doesn’t translate to any more wins on the field, will at least generate a lot of money for a team in a declining economic climate. The fact that the Bills’ brass is led by all marketing guys and not football guys (let’s not go there, either), this move makes sense from the Bills’ perspective.

What I’ve been trying to figure out for the last 36 hours or so, though, is what T.O. sees in Buffalo. He isn’t getting a lot of money ($6.5M is very reasonable — and less than what Lee Evans makes, a recipe for disaster). He’s going to a place that gets no media attention (aside from Marshawn Lynch hit-and-runs and carrying concealed weapons). There aren’t going to be cameras everywhere he goes. Is that what drew him to “North America’s Team?” Is it the fact that the Bills made him feel “wanted” by going to see him? I know the market wasn’t that bare for a future Hall of Fame WR, especially after teams saw what having an all-world WR could do (see Fitzgerald, L. in Cardinals’ Super Bowl XLIII run). I don’t know the answer to this question and am apprehensive that there’s some alterior motive. My guess is that he’s going to try to prove himself in a different situation for a year and try to cash in on a big free agent deal next year. Maybe he’ll like Buffalo, but more likely than not he’ll be in another uniform in 2010. The beauty of this is that in order for him to do so, he has to be good and off the field. That bodes well for the Bills in 2009.

I still don’t see how T.O.’s personality is going to mesh with this coaching staff’s. T.O. likes scoring Touchdowns. The Bills’ coaching staff likes scoring field goals, hoping their defense and special teams can keep the game close, and hoping to make a play or two down the stretch to win the game. The coaching staff needed to change their mindset this year to have a chance to keep their jobs. T.O. helps them do that. T.O. gets upset when the team doesn’t score. With the weapons they have now, T.O. should get upset when the Bills don’t score. At the worst, T.O. brings an updated timetable to Edwards’ development and the coaching staffs’ leash. There are no more excuses.

The good thing about this signing is it has no downside for the Bills. They get a great player who will probably on his best behavior. At the worst, if and when the staff/Edwards can’t handle him, the Bills start over (again). That’s nothing new. The bad thing about this signing is I don’t think it puts the Bills over the hump. New England, assuming Brady’s healthy, is still the class of the AFC East. The Bills schedule next year (as is the rest of the division’s) is tough. The Jets, if they can find a QB, should be good. The Dolphins are still dangerous. Unfortunately, I don’t think move gets the Bills to the playoffs, unless the coaching staff grows a pair and Edwards learns how to read a 3-4 defense.

Regardless of whether or not the Bills end their decade long playoff drought, however, the Bills’ brass accomplished their goal: they made things much more exciting for us fans. And that’s more than we had 48 hours ago.

–Dangerman!

Okay, maybe that’s not the best children’s book idea, but anything is better than this classic tale. Looks like the real-life version of Rod Tidwell will need to find a new uniform next season.

I will admit it, I always thought Dallas was the perfect team for Terrell Owens. I mean, he’s absolutely hated in Philly, and no team is hated more by Philly fans than the Cowboys (sorry, NY Mets!). So it is with some minor about of sadness that I heard that T.O., his popcorn and his crooked (but cut) abs have been given the pink slip by Jerry “I’m not cutting T.O.” Jones.

We know some team (I’m looking at you two, Daniel Snyder and Al Davis) will sign him.

But do you think Donovan McNabb will be bugging Joe Banner and Andy Reid to sign T.O. to the Eagles this time?