Football

The New York Giants have released Super Bowl hero Plaxico Burress in what is the latest development in the ongoing saga with the gun-slinging headache of a receiver. This is a move that had some Giants fans scratching their heads, but if Big Blue wants to make another run at a title, the move was...
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Like an infant child, the NFL's most talented young quarterback, Jay Cutler, seems unable to stop crying. The Denver Broncos attempted to first feed him before moving on to holding and coddling him. Now, they know the solution. It's time to change that dirty diaper.
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Few sports fans in the history of sports are as tortured as Buffalo Bills fans.  Watching their team lose of an NFL record four straight Super Bowls, fail to make the playoffs for the past decade and deal with the Curse of the Flutie are things that few sports franchises must deal with on their own...
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If you want to cry, I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! How about we cut you, Terrell. And with that, little Terrell learned to pack his bags and hit the road. Okay, maybe that’s not the best children’s book idea, but anything is better than this classic tale. Looks like the real-life version of Rod Tidwell will need...
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WHO CARES?!
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This was a turning point for me as a sports fan. If you look back to my last post (beautifully titled How on Earth did I find myself watching the Lifetime Movie Network and Ironing Clothes this evening?) you will remember that Jason and I walked, what appeared to be, 45 minutes from where we parked...
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My manhood and I have officially reached rock bottom. That is not the situation that any decent heterosexual man (not that there’s anything wrong with anything else…) should want to find himself in. But that is exactly where I was just four short hours ago. You see, I have given up Sportscenter. Yes, I have not...
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